Posted 1 hour ago

Adventures in Awkward

Hey y’all, your friendly neighborhood Goddess of Light here.

Wanna hear something someone JUST told me? Apparently, I don’t look like the type of person who listens to rap music. You all follow me, so I’m not going to state the obvious about my musical preferences. My immediate response, “how does someone who listens to rap music look?” They didn’t really say. I just have so many questions. How can I look like I listen to rap music? Smh

Posted 3 hours ago

The Goddess Currently… #Maryland things. #GoddessVision #GoddessCru #Me #PictureCollageChampion

Posted 5 hours ago
But what's so wrong about being short and wanting a tall guy 😔 lol I'm 5'1 and I see all these posts on twitter talking shit and I be like ....damn lmao
Anonymous asked

prettyboyshyflizzy:

exclusivelyaria:

ephitania:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

henessyiii:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

-adventureswiththeresa:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

if a nigga 5’7 with every quality you desire and  100 million in his bank account yall gonna be like nah im good too short

But actually, this is totally me. I’ll be damned if my future husband isn’t at LEAST 5’10 and I’m only 5’1. LOL.

My boyfriend’s 5’11 and ugh, so close yet so far to 6’0. 

Tall guys are the cutest with short girlfriends, duh!

😑😒 you can’t even tell the diff between 5’11 and 6’0 standing next to someone 😂 but your boyfriend is at a disadvantage

Tf? Stay In ya lane ✋ you 5’1 and want someone that’s 6’1, he can’t even see yo ass without you being on a step stool. Why u want a tall nigga anyway? When y’all stand next to each other y’all gonna look like the AT&T bars. Talkin bout can “you see me now? How bout now?” Like leave the tall boys for tall girls #StayInYaLane2k14

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hey my guy is 6’5 and i’m 4’11

*blinks* ^^^

Be looking like he’s your dad taking u too pre-k

Shit I will never understand. If you are 5’1” someone who is 5’7” still towers over you. People gotta shut the fuck up. I’m 5’7”, taller than me might not be NBA height, but I’m not about to call them short because I’m not short sighted and shallow as fuck.

Posted 6 hours ago

mintysmiscellany:

mental-ephemera:

katrinapavela:

belindapendragon:

elegantpaws:

goddesscru:

marsofbrooklyn:

scandalousbazinga:

loveniaimani:

redrubied:

marylinj:

scandalousbazinga:

ms-opinion:

GIF…

JIF …

GIF!!!!!!!!!!!!

freaking GIF!!!!!

GIF!!!!!!!!

scandalousbazinga I don’t think we can be friends.

lmfao Lovenia … my instinct is french and in french GIF is spelled JIF :P

Gif. If I wanted peanut butter, I’d ask for Skippy.

It’s GIF! *In
elegantpaws
voice*

ROFLMAO!

crine…

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mintysmiscellany corinnestark

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO! I cannot breathe. Why??? LMAO!

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Posted 7 hours ago
Dearest ElegantPaws, since all of the cool kids are raving about your fantastic voice, I would be remiss if I didn't join in the festivities. It's not even fair how I've been launched into the EP's voice fandom. Here I was, just living my life, as a jilted ex-gladiator, and then it happened. I am a fan of your voice. If at all possible, are you accepting voice recording prompts? Because I have requests. Well, this has gotten long. I shall leave you. Peace, Hip Hop & Purple Rain.
goddesscru asked

elegantpaws:

LOLOL Awwwwwwwwwwww. If it is short, who knows, might well do it. You can stop making me blush now. LOLOL! Have a lovely evening.

*Preparing prompt requests* Bless you! Yaaaaasssssss!

Posted 7 hours ago

killermikegto:

RTJ2 Tracklist!!!!

01 Jeopardy
02 Oh My Darling Don’t Cry
03 Blockbuster Night Part 1
04 Close Your Eyes (And Count to Fuck) [ft. Zack de la Rocha]
05 All My Life
06 Lie, Cheat, Steal
07 Early [ft. Boots]
08 All Due Respect [ft. Travis Barker]
09 Love Again (Akinyele Back)
10 Crown [ft. Diane Coffee]
11 Angel Duster

Run The Jewels! #RTJ2

Posted 8 hours ago

sbrown82:

actual puppy jackson avery (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

Jesse is a hottie…

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My ovaries… Cannot stop staring. Tile 3 is particularly fascinating. I just want so badly to partake. My body is ready.

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Posted 8 hours ago

scandalousnurse:

heartsandpalmtrees:

scandamonium:

As long as its not that stupid hat…

This is the only white I want to see Olivia wearing…

The ain’t shitness of the first gif used… And then my boo Anderson Cooper. Y’all— Where is thy chill?

Posted 8 hours ago

RTJ2 Tracklisitng

therealrunthejewels:

1. Jeopardy

2. Oh My Darling Don’t Cry

3. Blockbuster Night Part 1

4. Close Your Eyes (And Count to Fuck) [feat. Zack de la Rocha]

5. All My Life

6. Lie, Cheat, Steal

7. Early (feat. BOOTS)

8. All Due Respect (feat. Travis Barker)

9. Love Again (Akinyele Back)

10. Crown (feat. Diane Coffee)

11. Angel Duster

Holy SHIT!

Posted 8 hours ago

dngmil:

Sheila E.

Yaaaaassssss! Love her.

Posted 8 hours ago

Good answer? Lol

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Posted 8 hours ago

ctron164:

howthehoolychillz:

fixitfred:

fauxreal:

are you fuckin kidding me

I want one.

He tried so hard

Awww

You just had to leave this here. Look at this adorable ball of fur.

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Posted 8 hours ago

meganlara:

ALMOST THERE

is a design based on one of Mucha’s illustrations!  I plan to complete a whole series of princess and mucha mashups.  You can get this as a print on Society6 or Redbubble, and as a shirt on RB and S6 currently (will add to Teepublic soon, after a nap!) .  Enjoy!

GLORY!

Posted 9 hours ago

upnorthtrips:

The 1994 Rap Album Matrix: Is This Hip-Hop’s Greatest Year?

This is about celebrating the rap albums from 1994, arguably the greatest year in the history of the genre. This is not a difficult thing to understand, so I will do my best in the coming moments not to make it so. In fact, I will do the least difficult thing I can think of, which is to answer fake questions that I’m asking myself. [Read More…]

'94 was such an amazing year in Rap Music. God blessed it!

Posted 10 hours ago

marsofbrooklyn:

scandalousbazinga:

loveniaimani:

redrubied:

marylinj:

scandalousbazinga:

ms-opinion:

GIF…

JIF …

GIF!!!!!!!!!!!!

freaking GIF!!!!!

GIF!!!!!!!!

scandalousbazinga I don’t think we can be friends.

lmfao Lovenia … my instinct is french and in french GIF is spelled JIF :P

Gif. If I wanted peanut butter, I’d ask for Skippy.

It’s GIF! *In elegantpaws voice*

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